Wednesday, November 22, 2017


Snug as a bug in a rug; a phrase that was coined before modern high-powered vacuums were invented.


Stunned scientists this week unearthed proof of late-Cretaceous dinosaurs civilization. A mummified T. rex, wearing a XXXXXXXXXXL T-shirt bearing some sort of cartoon about rat -like mammals. "The joke wasn't very funny," says Prof. John Smith, of Namuria College, "but what do you expect from a reptile?"


turkeys are brown
before they are cooked
before they are plucked
before they are...

Tuesday, November 21, 2017


If she had dusted recently, she would never have known the invisible viper was coming for her until it was too late. Fortunately, the baseball bat was handy; it lay on the dining room table with two weeks worth of mail and clean and dirty laundry (mixed). In this case, cleanliness was death, and she thanked God she was still unfamiliar with both.


Life in Alabama

conversation turns
inevitably to football


Two identities on a website where I didn't recall having even one. How many shadow mes are there online? I have control of just a few of them.

Stealing Myself

my digital descendants
fight over meat-mes assets
hey guys, I'm still here
what is this mythical platform
you call "Alabama" they say

Monday, November 20, 2017


rolling peanuts
from the mountaintop
accruing earth
thunder in the valley
next year a new crop